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Fat.
I have come to this conclusion.
Sure, there are the exceptions to the rule, but for the most part, the nicest guys are big.

Here, look around you girls. Who is your best guy friend? Not your boyfriend, that guy that you think of as a brother figure, a guy you can always go to for advice and he’s always there for you.
(Okay, number one on that one: He’s probably only there for you that much because he likes you, but that’s beside the point.)
He’s most likely a bigger guy than what you are willing to date. Purhaps it is this that makes them the “nice guys” because they have to compensate for their looks–on that, I am not sure.

What I am sure about is that, for the most part, these guys are the total sweethearts that we girls will laugh off as a joke when they ask us out. Yeah, you don’t think of them that way, but that’s how they think of you. And they’re really close to you, so close that they should know how to treat you right and not fuck up like your dumb boyfriends.

Younger girls, take heed to this advice: Do not overlook them for their looks, they really are great.

Well, of course if you’ve dated a big guy, you could have gone for the badass, the jock, or some other group like that, but, just this once girls, shoot for the nice guys in the corner.. They are totally worth it.

(Brought to you by the committee of OMG I JUST REALIZED THE NICE GUYS ARE JUST THAT, NICE! which most chicks have gone through.)
((This is no reason to go out and date them, but, damnit, give ‘em a chance and such.))
(((And my boyfriend is a skinny fuck, but I love him!)))

This post was originally from my MySpace blog and the entry can be found here.