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Proof That The World is Nuts.

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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations
with a male animal is punishable by death.

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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman’s genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them
during the examination.
He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
This also applies to undertakers.
The sex organs of the deceased must be
covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them
for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands. The husband’s illicit lover,
on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England,
but only in tropical fish stores.

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her
husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must
be in the room to witness the act.

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex
with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

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In Maryland, United States, it is illegal to sell condoms from
vendingmachines with one exception:
Prophylactics may be dispensed from a
vending machine only
“in places where alcoholic beverages are sold
for consumption on the premises.“

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

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Humans and dolphins are
the only species that have sex for pleasure.

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times
its own weight and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated.

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

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Starfish don’t have brains.

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&, the best for last:

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

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This post was originally from my MySpace blog and the entry can be found here.